So, you’re thinking about a whistlepig of your own? How do you feed her? What do you feed her? How much do you feed her? Well, Tamara and Jack, close personal friends and culinarians for Perry County Blossom, have done the math for you. (They’re PhDs. They’re good at math.) Here’s their grocery list for the last five months:
- 35 heads of cabbage.
- 40 pounds of carrots.
- 300 pieces of fruit (apples, pears, nectarines, etc.).
- 150 cups of oatmeal.
- Extra cucumbers, vegetable scraps, tomatoes from the home garden.
- Uncounted pounds of salted peanuts in the shell.
Remember, the next time you hear, “Mom! Dad! Can WE have whistlepig?” You have some concrete statistics to show where their allowance will be spent right after your “only- if-you-take-care-of-her” riposte.
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